Depression, you cool thing!

Thank you Nike.

For?

For,

"Just Do it"

In my case,

Just Write it.

Just Write.

Well why did this blog begin with thanking Nike?

Am I a shoe to you?

Nike for long has been running ad campaigns with that said slogan.

It's so brutally simple .... Just....do...it!

Well, that's the thing,

For people with depression they can't just seem to Just...do...it!

They are more in the "why to just do it?" " Give me one reason I should do it, knowing very well that I will fail"...I will fail anyways sorta mindset. (Even while wearing Nike shoes, just FYI)

Why I say so?

Just ask around the most depressed person in your group/family. Tell them to do something fun, something new, something interesting, most often then not you might just get a *sad sign* from them

Hey wait, have I been depressed?

Who knows? was I just footage khao-ing? ( eating footage, screentime)

Why am I depressed?

Wait I am asking my mind

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No Answer

When a depressed person asks himself, why am I depressed, he gets no answer...then he goes about conducting the next activity for the day and then BUYAH! he is depressed again....The power of your ultra-cuntish mind

Yes I did face episodes

I now see depression as a cool thing.

I go WOW! I am depressed, rather than Oh! No I am depressed?

What changed?

Nothing!

Eventually, You realize there's no point being depressed because the more you think you are the more you end up farting at public places.

Farting?

Yes, farting

Farting negative energy to everyone around you and pulling the loveliness of the place with every stink bomb.

Types of stink bombs depressed people throw out.

"Who cares?"

"This place sucks"

"Such a choot" (pointed towards others)

"I am sleepy"

"Fuck this place, boring"

There are more but my mind won't conjure any at the moment...

It's telling me Abhishek go back to sleep. Abhishek you are a good for nothing, Abhishek others have killed it, you stand no chance, Abhishek. what's your IQ again?, Abhishek, you are a failure. Abhishek *farts*

Random photo to make my blog look good,

Fuck,so many people, ewwwwwwwww
Photo by mauro mora on Unsplash

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